I’m too sexy for this fence/too sexy for these weeds/too sexyyyyyyyy
The wedding album’s not complete unless some nitwit gets a shot of the bride walking through a parking lot.
Bonnie wasn’t at all jealous that her groom’s ex-fiance would be attending. Because she won. And winning was the best.
Lee and Remy knew the secret to the perfectly minimalist hipster wedding was an impeccably-groomed moustache and a huge pair of nerd glasses. Anything else was superfluous.
Myrtle was SO good at keeping secrets. Why, she had a little secret she was keeping that was located right below the waistline in this very picture.