I’m too sexy for this fence/too sexy for these weeds/too sexyyyyyyyy

I’m too sexy for this fence/too sexy for these weeds/too sexyyyyyyyy

The wedding album’s not complete unless some nitwit gets a shot of the bride walking through a parking lot.

The wedding album’s not complete unless some nitwit gets a shot of the bride walking through a parking lot.

Bonnie wasn’t at all jealous that her groom’s ex-fiance would be attending.  Because she won.  And winning was the best.

Bonnie wasn’t at all jealous that her groom’s ex-fiance would be attending.  Because she won.  And winning was the best.

Lee and Remy knew the secret to the perfectly minimalist hipster wedding was an impeccably-groomed moustache and a huge pair of nerd glasses.  Anything else was superfluous.

Lee and Remy knew the secret to the perfectly minimalist hipster wedding was an impeccably-groomed moustache and a huge pair of nerd glasses.  Anything else was superfluous.

Verna was super proud of her DIY coffee filter veil.

Verna was super proud of her DIY coffee filter veil.

Myrtle was SO good at keeping secrets.  Why, she had a little secret she was keeping that was located right below the waistline in this very picture.

Myrtle was SO good at keeping secrets.  Why, she had a little secret she was keeping that was located right below the waistline in this very picture.

You have to put up with SO much kissing JUST to have that wedding ceremony.

You have to put up with SO much kissing JUST to have that wedding ceremony.

He thought he’d gotten his way with his Monkees hairdo, but he would pay dearly for years to come.

He thought he’d gotten his way with his Monkees hairdo, but he would pay dearly for years to come.

Just in case they suffer amnesia after the ceremony.

Just in case they suffer amnesia after the ceremony.

It was too late for Rudy, but he hoped his fear would be a palpable warning for other men.

It was too late for Rudy, but he hoped his fear would be a palpable warning for other men.